To generate your own trendy book title, roll d20 twice and combine:
1 The Seven Abbots of Evelyn Costello
2 The Seven Ampersands of Evelyn Amsterdam
3 The Seven Castles of Evelyn Blackwood
4 The Seven Catacombs of Evelyn Hugonaut
5 The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle
6 The Seven Elephants of Evelyn Chesscastle
7 The Seven Hamburgers of Evelyn Whitecastle
8 The Seven Holidays of Evelyn Crimbo
9 The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
10 The Seven Islands of Evleyn Moreau
11 The Seven Lesbians of Evelyn Sevelyn
12 The Seven Missives of Evelyn Meatcastle
13 The Seven Powers of Evelyn Greyskull
14 The Seven Ravelins of Evelyn Starcastle
15 The Seven Rings of Evelyn Nibelung
16 The Seven Sevarians of Evelyn Alzabo
17 The Seven Somersaults of Evelyn Bouncecastle
18 The Seven Vampires of Evelyn Murnau
19 The Seven Veils of Evelyn Solomon
20 The Seven Voyages of Evelyn Forecastle
For optional complications, roll an additional d6:
1 actually 7½
2 actually 11
3 actually 17
4 actually 70
5 actually 77
6 actually 700
